Sheep farmers posing as students at Budapest's Corvinus University brought public attention to a plot by Microsoft (the company running Planet Earth) by pelting the company's CEO with eggs. The incident took place this week when Steve Ballmer visited the prestigious educational institute.The farmers are protesting Microsoft as a result of rumours spreading throughout the agricultural community that the megalithic corporation has developed a new sheep using propriety DNA developed by Microsoft microneers.
"There is no truth to the rumour," he announced to the crowd, "that Microsoft plans to launch MicroMagyar Merino 2.0 to replace the existing version."
"Futhermore," he added, "when we do not introduce it, it will not be created with Vista."
Vista is responsible for shutting down computers throughout the world for no apparent reason, without warning. It is the software created specifically to prevent computer users from applying whatever skills they've acquired since they first acquired their Commodore 64's in the 1980's.
"The nicest thing about the sheep we haven't developed is that they're very, very tiny. You could put several hundred thousand MicroMagyar Merino 2.0's on the square of St. Stephen's Cathedral. Well, that's if you actually had them...which we don't, of course. And, if we did, we wouldn't be officially introducing them until Agro+Mashexpo in January 2009."
When asked why they haven't developed these tiny little sheep, Ballmer responded, "Because these little sheep breed like viruses on Internet Explorer. Wow! You should see 'em go! I mean, er...if we had them...which we don't."
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