Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Girl from Gömörszőlős


I've never tried an online dating service, so I'm not sure what to say about myself. I have long, thick blonde hair and weigh about 100 kg. before shearing. I'm fairly quiet...barely bleating a word until I really get to know a person. I like shelled corn and barley and hay. And I drink 2 to 3 gallons of water a day.
I'm looking for a ram who isn't like the ones on the farm here in Gomorszolos. We have about 200 of them, but only 43 girls so you can imagine what it's like for us. They're very rude and inconsiderate.
I'd be willing to date a ram from any part of Hungary, and if the relationship works out I'd consider leaving my home for greener pastures. I'd like to be someone's one-and-only so if you're not looking for a monogamous relationship I'm probably not the ewe for you.
Please send me a note telling me a bit about yourself. A photo would be nice, but I realize that looks aren't as important as a good sense of humour and a full set of teeth.

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