Three lively old gals seeking one last ram.
We've been there, done that and want to do it again. We're mature, well-off, and don't need a man for anything but love. If you like the scent of lavender, relaxing in the stall, and long talks about the good old days, we're the girls for you. Yes, we're a little fatter and furrier than the giddy young lambs, but we've got experience and we know how to make you happy. You've been a very baaaaaaad boy and you need a good shearing!
Send us an e-mail with your age, weight (grease-bearing) and location. We'll hoof it to your place because we're retired and we love to travel.
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